FUCK THIS SHIT.
IT WAS GODDAMNED DISGUSTING.
PROBABLY ONE OF THE WORST THINGS I’VE EVER MADE.
No, for reals. This was bad. Days later and I’m still pissed. It was edible, but I imagine shoe leather is too in a pinch and it might have actually had better taste and texture. There wasn’t an active link, so I should have known better. How would have I improved on it? I would have tried a real recipe.